The Status Board

Three read-only room tiles on the TV. Values come from the authorized status relay; this page cannot act on the devices.

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Remote: D-pad or arrow keys move focus; OK / Enter selects; Back / Escape returns. A frozen green tile can never impersonate a healthy device — its age is always shown.

Read-only status only. Device commands are a separate, authorized action. If the relay goes quiet, the tiles say so.